You know that scene in kill bill vol 1 where Uma is punching at that block of wood for like 90million years and then goes and tries to use chopsticks and eat rice and she cant? Thats what im like today.. usually im really good with them but like.. i dunno? Must have just woken up today and my hands were like “no, we aren’t doing that anymore” and it sucks because i’m super hungry for this stir fry.
So anyway, i’ve been excited for this weekend coming for so long. Probably like a year! Its my good friends wedding!!! So blimmen excited! I can’t wait to see two people i love so much say “i do” and cement their love for eachother for all of eternity! I always cry at weddings. I actually cry everywhere and at anytime but there is totally something about weddings that gets me all emotional and lovely and weak. Then i usually get drunk and dance like beyonce in the middle of the D floor. Everyone thinks that it’s just a playful dance battle that i’m having but actually.. in my mind.. i’m 12 again. On the stage at Forum North and i want to get first in the impromptu or i’ll lose my shit.
So before you go up and get all up in my grill at a wedding.. just remember that.
I did MMA once.. so you know.. just saying.
I finally have a dress for the wedding.. this is my LEAST favourite part of weddings.. “what shall i wear?” “what are you wearing?” “is this too short for a wedding?” “are my boobs out too much?” all of these questions.. i opted for a cute striped dress by Miss Olive Shop and its so cute. Some sexy,chunky tan heels from Lipstick and a fresh tan from my girl Kayla. So keen to be tan again. I feel so yuck when i’m pale. Isn’t that ridiculous? I feel so good with a tan though.. i think i was meant to be born looking more Mexican than i do.
Do you ever get that? Do you think you were meant to born a certain way? I met a girl once who said she had like a phantom booty.. like when she ran she felt like she could feel her bum jiggling but really.. she didn’t really have a bum at all.. so she thought maybe she should have been born with a bigger bum. mm.. strange hey..
Zara just opened up in Perth. I had been to the one in Dubai and it was a beauty, then i went to the Melbourne one and was let down so i wasn’t too upset when i went to the one here. Some nice pieces..but i feel like they don’t cater for girls with boobs you know? All the dresses are so tight up there. You have to let your boobs breathe you know? Or otherwise they will get squished and create a bum-chest which is basically a bum on your chest. And it’s really not too attractive… I wish that they would stock a curvier range but I guess they have just opened so they will get more stock in. And when they do.. I’ll be there.
I wish that i stuck to my diet plan that i made months ago..but i feel like life is way too short to starve yourself you know? i can't help but eat muffins and chocolate and cake. I just love it all too much. Chips.. i could eat chippies with aioli for the rest of my life. But i only really like the chips if they are super fatty.. like transparent from the fat they were cooked in. mm, yes.
But i didn't stick to my plan and now its too late to have a flat tummy for the wedding so I'mjust gonna have to glad-wrap my body before the wedding on sat. Celebrities do it.. i saw it on Instagram so i'm totally going to do it. also tummy-suck knickers are winners. I'm just loving being a bit curvier. I have this booty now! i feel like J.LO!!
Speaking of Jenny from the Block.. did ya'll see the VMA's? insane. j.lo looked so amazing. so did rita ora,kesha,miley and demi! Beyonce was ***FLAWLESS as usual. I was a little let down with Kendall Jenner and Kylie.. i dunno.. they just looked bored the whole time. Like.. c'mon Kylie.. smile! you'reat the VMAS!!
Here are some of my favourite snaps from the VMAS and my week :)
